Filed under: Personal | Tags: 18 wheeler, 30 Rock, accident, car, Collier, Josh
I had a really terrible dream last night that I was in a car with my dad, Collier and Josh from 30 Rock. Josh and I were discussing how he had recently recorded Jenna’s song “Muffin Top” (all 30 Rock stuff) when we realized his door was open slightly. I was in the front passenger seat, and he was right behind me, and we both started to try to shut the door. Finally, we gave up when it was basically shut enough, though not all the way. Then, I look over, and my dad has just barely missed hitting an 18-wheeler. The next thing I know, we’re pummeling into the back of another 18-wheeler, the car flips and I think I’m going to die. But, I didn’t. I landed on the ground, disoriented and woke up.
And, that dream had me so totally rattled that I couldn’t go back to sleep even though it was six in the morning.
Here is a note for whoever decides my dreams at night: If I could not reenact almost dying next to an 18-wheeler in my sleep again, that’d be great. I think about it altogether too much when I’m awake…I’d rather the images not attack my subconscious.
Filed under: Personal
So, I made a new blog…it’s just a fun one. I’ll still update on here from time to time…don’t worry. Anyway, check it out: http://classdoodles.wordpress.com. I made the header and everything :). I’m pretty proud…haha…
Filed under: Personal | Tags: casino, food, fortune, grilled cheese, millions, Virgin Mary
I made a grilled cheese sandwich today and forgot to inspect it for any resemblance to a deity or other glorified figure.
I feel I have made a grave mistake and probably lost out on the chance to make millions by heedlessly chowing down without looking first.
Remember: always inspect your food carefully for signs that you might be able to sell it to a casino. Then eat it.
So, i have wanted to take a ballet class for the last six years. Now, I finally am and I love it. I love the technique and strength required…I love that it’s not a competition and that the only person I need to be worried about is me…I even kind of like leotards and tights…
Yay for new hobbies!
After 21 long years of not driving, I finally got my driver’s license.
After 21 long years of not costing my parents thousands of dollars in repairs, I finally crashed the minivan.
Yesterday, after a whopping 12 days of having my license, an 18-wheeler decided the best time to change lanes was when the lane I was in was ending…forcing me to choose between crashing into the 18-wheeler or crashing into a concrete barrier…
He never even saw me, even though he SPED UP to pass me. Whatever.
Anyway, my parents’ van is very possibly totalled. My brother (he was in the car with me) and I are both fine. I highly recommened the safety features of the Kia Sedona if you ever feel the need to ram into a block of concrete.
